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A Bunch Of Jokes!

Post by fred100 on Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:55 pm

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the
drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts
crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here,
I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall
asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When
I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police
said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I
leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab
driver just drives away."

it's funny i'll post more!
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife with the
gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was
thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my
poison."


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Re: A Bunch Of Jokes!

Post by fred100 on Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:01 pm

here's another! a knock knock joke!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!

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Post by tango_spyne on Sat Apr 18, 2009 7:30 pm

heehee good 1
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Post by fred100 on Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:00 pm

lol thnx tango & welcome here!!!!
now i'll be only here....

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Post by Mystic_gohan on Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:10 pm

lol realy funny
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Post by fred100 on Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:24 pm

lol thnx a lot!

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Post by Mystic_gohan on Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:40 am

when are you going to post more?
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Post by fred100 on Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:05 pm

ummm...when i remember more...lol

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Post by Mystic_gohan on Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:05 pm

ok lol

i can give this joke 8/10
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Post by fred100 on Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:11 pm

lol same me....

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Post by fred100 on Sun Apr 19, 2009 3:42 pm

ok now here's another joke!

A thief stuck a pistol in a man's stomach and said, "Give me your money."

The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States Congressman!"

The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"Very Happy

lol it's v. funny!

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Post by fred100 on Sun Apr 19, 2009 3:49 pm

Here's another!!!

Knock, knock

Who's there?

You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?

You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?

Nevermind, it's pointless. Very Happy

Another!!!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fred!
Fred who?
Not going to tell you! Very Happy

**edited** by me...(now no need to guess....Very Happy)


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Post by fred100 on Sun Apr 19, 2009 3:52 pm

Yay!
I remembered another i'm posting it so that i don't forget it...Very Happy



Well some told me that

u cant touch your teeth with your tounge

heres my comments and concerns :

1. Your a big idiot you tryed it right now, knowing that u can do it.

2. Your smiling right now

3. Now your smiling and giggling and making that little laugh

4. you keep on reading this joke

5. Now you stopped reading it cause you just realized it was a complete waste of time.
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Post by Mystic_gohan on Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:46 pm

lol very funny
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Post by fred100 on Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:04 pm

lol thnx me & My friends keep on dictating jokes to each other most in them were in "Hindi" but i translated it!!!

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Re: A Bunch Of Jokes!

Post by Mystic_gohan on Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:06 pm

i think you should change topic name because the topic name has only 1 joke and in real there are many
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Post by fred100 on Sun Apr 19, 2009 11:10 pm

ya i'll change it now!

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Post by jasmeet.kaur on Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:28 pm

what is this?????????
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Post by fred100 on Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:55 pm

WAt happened???
u didn;t understood the jokes kya?

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Post by thor24 on Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:59 pm

cool i don't know much jokes heres all i know
Q:why did grandma put wheels on her rocking chair
A:coz she wants to rock and roll Laughing
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Post by Mystic_gohan on Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:35 pm

lol cool joke thor
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Post by fred100 on Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:03 pm

lol nice one rock & roll!!!

nice one!

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Post by thor24 on Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:46 am

your welcome buddy and thank you Very Happy


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Post by Mystic_gohan on Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:14 am

when are you both posting more?
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Post by Mystic_gohan on Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:34 am

thor there is no use of saying thanks 2 times lol

1 day a car was going and in it here were 2 men the car stoped in middle because it didn't had petrol or LPG then they pushed it why didn't it moved ?

A. because 1 men was pushing it with right and the 2nd was from left Laughing
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